If behind every great man is a great woman, then blocking every great woman is a man.

I have waded out far into life, and hit the barrier grief.

Everything should be above board in a business deal - but it’s better having someone on the board.

If you could have everything you ever wanted, the best way to go about it would be to become the leader in a state dedicated to total equality.

Happiness is the way to happiness

Heaven hopes it makes it to us - not the other way around.

The past is not what has gone before, it is what comes before our mind at least twice.

A broken nose may lead to a straightened mind .

A long wait makes a short fuse.

What’s wrong with wasting time? To throw away time is to collect eternity.

Anger is the ability to see very little, not very well.

A square is a circle in a bad mood.

To look constantly at the stars is like looking at prison bars - only beyond the universe it free.

Even lying is the telling the truth about what is in your imagination.

A beautiful theory is to be less trusted than a beautiful woman - for a woman you only take to bed, a theory to the head.

Quick to anger is the same as quick to danger.

If someone slaps you - turn the other cheek ... at such an angle that the second slap will be amiss.

Blindness seems to afflict the mouth and ears more than the eyes.

The amazing thing about waking up is waking up.

Anything worth doing probably isn't what you think of it.

A white lie makes both parties feel blue.

If you lend to a friend, prepare for friendship to end.

To get something from nothing, first find a fool or an atheist...

Everyone literally starts near a bottom.

To do good one must first know bad, to know bad, one must first be bad.

In the seeking for self-realization, most partake in self-fabrication.

Childhood is the last time in your life you will ever be serious about anything.

Oscar Wilde said ‘Be yourself, everyone else is taken,’ but in your case, a better motto may be, ‘Do yourself, no one else wants to.’